Upside Down Promotion?

[Jeffrey Anderson <jeffand@regent.edu>]

>Now, the Upside Down Yokozuna Promotion Council (whose President is
>Gaijingai), must decide whether Ekigozan is worthy of promotion.  In this
>basho, Ekigozan, Ozeki East, finished tied for 4th in a pool of 67 
entrants,
>with a record of 13-2.  Here is Ekigozan's record in the past 6 basho:

>May 99     13-2
>March 99    14-1
>January 99    13-2
>November 98    12-3
>September 98    12-3
>July 98    14-1
>Thus, in the last year, Ekigozan has achieved a record of 78-12, and in 
the
>last 3 basho 40-5.
>However, he has never won a basho.
>Your comments and recommendations are welcome and sure to be taken into
>careful consideration by Gaijingai

Judging by the comments and the exemplary record - against dozens of more 
rikishi than a real rikishi has to contend with (only 40 rikishi in 
makuuchi vs. 67 in the Upside Down contest), it is the pronouncement from 
Gaijingai that Ekigazan be promoted to Yokozuna.  It's now all up to you, 
Chuck.  Do you deny Eki this well-deserved honor or boldly go forward with 
an agreement and promotion?  It's all in your hands. :-) :-)

Gotcha back, Chuck!

Best regards,
Jeffrey Anderson
Gaijingai - Foreign Ruler of the Dohyo
jeffand@regent.edu

                           	For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
			The saddest are these:
			It might have been. - John Greenleaf Whittier