Re: Sumo LITE...very lite ("Who's Genki?")

[Chewie <teague-family@worldnet.att.net>]

11-5-97

Chuck (Genki-san) wrote--

>In a continuing effort to serve those in this highly mobile modern world,
>who need up-to-date information on the health of rikishi, even while
>traveling and unable to check their e-mail, we are pleased to announce the
>FOURTH in a series of prize-winning collectible (and portable) t-shirts --
>Entitled "Who's Genki?" -- The front of this t-shirt (available only in
>XXL) bears a faithful reproduction, in red and black, of the tegata of a
>well known Hawaiian rikishi, along with the words "Who's Genki?"  The back
>bears an attractive matching color image of the man.  Buy it, and not only
>may knowledgeable people approach and answer your question, but young
>women will find it hard to resist placing a hand over the huge handprint on 
>your chest!

Add to this offer my beautiful giant handmade mobile 
of possibly injured makunouchi rikishi, all artfully 
depicted in various classic poses.  The figures--each 
easily recognizable as an Actual Rikishi Last Mentioned 
on the SML to Be in Dubious Health--respond to 
gentle wafts of air, spinning round and round to reveal 
"GENKI" on one side and "NOT GENKI"  on the other.  
A quick glance up at the mobile while you're filling out the 
hoshitori grid prior to each basho will give you as good 
an idea as any if your guy will compete or not.

The 3-inch, full-color figures clip onto the attractive black 
wire frame and are fully interchangeable.  You can update 
the mobile by ordering figures of newly injured rikishi for 
a modest charge, making the WHO'S GENKI MOBILE 
a useful fortune-telling device that will last you basho after 
basho.      

If you order both the Tshirt and the mobile prior to the 
Fukuoka tourney, you'll receive ABSOLUTELY FREE 
a WHO'S GENKI heat-sensitive mug, showing your 
favorite Hawaiian rikishi in two poses--wearing yukata 
(cold beverage), or wearing mawashi (hot beverage).  
                               
                         --CHUBAKA (the idiot in the middle)