Re: [sumo] GHMEMGWGWA Contest Winner!

[<emmett.wayne@us.army.mil>]

All,

I humbly accept the Gaijingai prize for the GHMEMGWGWA contest.  However, I doubt that Toridemama will let me wear anything having the title, 'babe magnet'.

Thank you.

Emmett Wayne
Torideyama

P.S.  For a the complete copy of the algorithym used to determine the winning number, send $10 to my paypal account, along with your e-mail address.

----- Original Message -----
From: Jeff Anderson <jeffand@regent.edu>
Date: Monday, August 8, 2005 3:55 pm
Subject: [sumo] GHMEMGWGWA Contest Winner!

> Ross Mihara: Here's Riyo Ohta with a hanamichi report.  This one's 
> withGaijingai and the GHWEMGWGWA contest winner.
> 
> Riyo: Gaijingai, good to have you back from East Asia.
> 
> Gaijingai: Arigato gozaimasu.
> 
> Riyo: I understand you spent your wedding anniversary on an island 
> off east Malaysia coral reef diving.
> 
> Gaijingai: Hai, so desu.
> 
> Riyo: Did you see any nudibranches?
> 
> Gaijingai: No, but we saw some nudibathers.
> 
> Riyo: Anoooooo....
> 
> Gaijingai: Yeah, hard to believe, but it was a topless beach!
> 
> Riyo: Nandeka!
> 
> Gaijingai: I was one lucky guy.
> 
> Riyo: ZAP!
> 
> Gaijingai: I mean I was one surprised guy.
> 
> Riyo: What was Gaijingal's reaction?
> 
> Gaijingai: She fit right in.
> 
> Riyo: ZAP!
> 
> Gaijingai: I mean she was as surprised as I was.
> 
> Riyo: Were the topless sunbathers Europeans?
> 
> Gaijingai: Hey, how would I know?  All us gaijin look alike to me.
> 
> Riyo: ZAP!
> 
> Gaijingai: OK, enough with the cattle prod already.  Let's get to the
> winner!
> 
> Riyo: Hai, so desu.  How many e-mails did you get, Gaijingai:
> 
> Gaijingai: I think I set a personal record. I got 4,751!  To show 
> you how much e-mail traffic has grown, four years ago when Gaijingal, 
> Yuriko, and Soksnshuzan, and I went to Japan, China, and Mongolia for three 
> weeks I got just over 2,100 e-mails.  Well, in the first 21 days on this trip 
> I was already up to 4,100!
> 
> Riyo: And who is the lucky winner?
> 
> Gaijingai: I told everyone to guess high and the winner was 800 
> below the final count!
> 
> Riyo: And who would that be?
> 
> Gaijingai: With a guess of 3,947, the winner is - Torediyama, or 
> as he's known to the rest of the world, Emmett Wayne.
> Emmett, send me your new mailing address and T-shirt size and a 
> babe magnet Virginia Beach T-shirt will be on its way to you!
> 
> Riyo: Thanks, Gaijingai.  Any more contests this year?
> 
> Gaijingai: Sure, when we all go to Vegas in October!
> 
> Riyo: OK.  For now, it's back to you, Ross!
> 
> Best regards,
> Jeffrey Anderson
> Gaijingai - Foreign Ruler of the Dohyo
> 
> For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
> The saddest are these:
> It might have been. - John Greenleaf Whittier
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