Re: [sumo] Asashoryu vs Tokitenku

[Stephen <stephen@loxinfo.co.th>]

I have a problem. My children are fighting. Did the plastic Kellogs
Cornflakes Mickey Mouse wobbly toy which was enclosed in the promotional
aspect in the Chocko Krispies wobble left or right first?...Nothing I can do
will placate them...They are taking the matter to the Harvard Institute of
Wobbly Toys (heavily financially supported by Disney so I doubt the outcome)
and the Professional Law-Abiding Cartoonists Association (who last I heard
received a mammoth donation from Pol Pot so I doubt that neutral declaration
also). 
Despairing.
Boltono.

> From: "Karina Gyldenkærne" <kaernen@hotmail.com>
> Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 08:16:17 +0000
> To: joe_kuroda@yahoo.com, sumo@statgen.ncsu.edu
> Subject: RE: [sumo] Asashoryu vs Tokitenku
> 
> LOL!! Bloody priceless.
> 
> Thanks for that one, Joe.
> 
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> 
> Karina Gyldenkaerne
> Denmark
> 
> 
> 
> 
>> From: Joe Kuroda <joe_kuroda@yahoo.com>
>> Reply-To: joe_kuroda@yahoo.com
>> To: Sumo Sumo <sumo@statgen.ncsu.edu>
>> Subject: [sumo] Asashoryu vs Tokitenku
>> Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 01:08:43 -0400 (EDT)
>> 
>> Yokozuna Asashoryu and Juryo East 2 Tokitenku were
>> having a friendly talk over drinks on Thursday night.
>> Then the subject of conversation turned into something
>> more omnious and the debate became more heated as
>> neither refused to budge on their belief. Neither
>> would not back down from their stand. The sparks were
>> flying all over.
>> 
>> They frantically started to try to find all the facts
>> they could on internet. They even placed long distance
>> calls to Mongolia to get to the bottom of it but to no
>> avail. After what seemed like an eternity or four
>> hours in Mongolian time battling with each other,
>> there was still no clear cut winner.
>> 
>> It was getting late and they were stuck in their
>> position, and not moving a centimeter. They were
>> getting sober and they needed a sleep badly. Obviously
>> it was the time for a "Mizu-iri" and so they pledged
>> to continue their fight in the morning.
>> 
>> So yesterday morning they restlessly completed their
>> morning keiko and rushed themselves to meet at a
>> pre-arranged meeting point, the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo.
>> 
>> Could this be the first ever Ozumo bout to be held in
>> the Ueno Zoo? The Ueno Zoo grounds, indeed.
>> 
>> The two of them stomped into the zoo's Animal
>> Consultant Office. The officer could hardly believe
>> his eyes seeing two large sized men wearing a mage
>> breathlessly barging into the office.
>> 
>> The two spoke almost at the same time in unison.
>> 
>> "Are Prairie Dogs the same kind as Marmots?"
>> 
>> "Huh????"
>> 
>> "We want to know whether Prairie Dogs are the same
>> kind as Marmots?"
>> 
>> "Oh."
>> 
>> This was what they have been arguing all night. The
>> two have been debating Bush-and-Kerry like virtually
>> all night about the rodent like creatures living in
>> alpine areas of Europe, North America and Asia.
>> 
>> But the officer as deft as Kimura Shonosuke is used to
>> questions such as this from kids of all ages all the
>> time and he simply tipped his "gunbai" to the
>> yokozuna.
>> 
>> "They both belong to the squirrel family but a
>> different kind. They are as different as lions and
>> tigers even though they are in the same cat family."
>> 
>> So the first ever Ueno Basho in sumo history has
>> completed with Asashoryu getting the convincing win
>> over Tokitenku. The Yokozuna looked triumphant and
>> looked so pleased with himself. "My heart is as clear
>> like the blue sky now," said Asashoryu shaking his
>> left hand with kids of all ages visiting the zoo.
>> 
>> Tokitenku, meanwhile, was last seen shaking his head
>> walking back towards his heya.
>> 
>> 
>> =====
>> .....Jonosuke
>> <  Heart  Technique  Physique      ?S?@?Z?@?Ì?@>
>> [EndPost by Joe Kuroda <joe_kuroda@yahoo.com>]
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