[sumo] Re: (semi sumo) Las Vegas note

[Judith Douglas <jdouglas@nyc.rr.com>]

As a "lives way above her means - can't ever afford to go to Japan for 
Sumo" person,
To be able to afford going to see sumo LIVE makes me realize that I 
will endure any ecological/physical/moral  situation:

1. Flaming desert with locusts and soccer ball sized hail
2.  Killer bee infestation - the kind with nanoprobes,
3.  High radiation levels - I'm not having any more children
4.  Cholera outbreak
5.  Massive escape of criminally insane prisoners in the maximum 
security prison located     	30 stories underground at the MGM Grand 
(Bet you didn't know that)
6. Rise in incidence of kidnapping tourists for forced prostitution - 
bring condoms
7.  Changing of Las Vegas's official language to Esperanto
8.  Celine Dion singing  Kimigayo at the awards ceremony
9.  Wayne Newton singing  Kimigayo at the awards ceremony
and number 10................
        Using the money I have saved for a motorized wheelchair for my 
mother so she can get to her dialysis appointments on time to pay for 
this trip.

Huzayomama
Ruthless and fearless when it comes to sumo

[EndPost by Judith Douglas <jdouglas@nyc.rr.com>]