Re: [sumo] [spoiler]Ms. Uchidate strikes again

[Barbara Ann Klein <baklein@attglobal.net>]

No, Cahinoshima, the yokozuna would still beat his nearest competitors even
with his left hand tied behind his back. Then what would she have to
criticize?


BRTK

3/29/04 8:23 PMJack Peacock

> << some people are never happy. i bet next they go after the "asa stare". >>
> 
> Ms. Uchidate's position is obviously to give foreign yokozuna a hard time
> with whatever criticism can be found, no matter how twisted the logic behind
> it.  Now it's well known that left handed people are by definition
> "sinister" (literally, that's the latin word for left handed) so it's
> reasonable to expect that using one's left hand on the dohyo is definitely
> un-yokozuna like behavior.  Perhaps Asa should keep that bothersome left
> hand tied behind his back...that way someone else might have an outside
> chance at a basho win.
> 
> Did that make sense?  If so, then please explain Ms. Uchidate's logic to us
> lowly unwashed masses as to how her statement makes any sense.  Something
> must have gotten lost in the translation.
>  Casinoshima (from the island of casinos in the sea of early summer
> desert)
> [EndPost by Jack Peacock <peacock@simconv.com>]
> 

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