RE: [sumo] [spoiler]Ms. Uchidate strikes again

[Jack Peacock <peacock@simconv.com>]

<< some people are never happy. i bet next they go after the "asa stare". >>

Ms. Uchidate's position is obviously to give foreign yokozuna a hard time
with whatever criticism can be found, no matter how twisted the logic behind
it.  Now it's well known that left handed people are by definition
"sinister" (literally, that's the latin word for left handed) so it's
reasonable to expect that using one's left hand on the dohyo is definitely
un-yokozuna like behavior.  Perhaps Asa should keep that bothersome left
hand tied behind his back...that way someone else might have an outside
chance at a basho win.

Did that make sense?  If so, then please explain Ms. Uchidate's logic to us
lowly unwashed masses as to how her statement makes any sense.  Something
must have gotten lost in the translation.
   Casinoshima (from the island of casinos in the sea of early summer
desert)
[EndPost by Jack Peacock <peacock@simconv.com>]