[sumo] Hanamichi Report

[jeffand <jeffand@regent.edu>]

Ross Mihara: Here's Riyo Ohta with a hanamichi report.  This one's with
Gaijingai.
 
Riyo: Gaijingai, it was either feast or famine this basho - no
inbetween, ne?
 
Gaijingai: Hai, so desu.  I did my best - or worst!
 
Riyo: Well, on the good side, you got your second zensho yusho in The
Chain Game, 30-0 over the last two bashos!  Amazing!
 
Gaijingai: Yeah, and I didn't even pick Asashoryu every day, too!
 
Riyo:  And you got a jun-yusho in Sekitori Toto, fourth place in Cyber
Sumo, ninth in Odd Sumo, 13-2 in Upside Down Hoshitori, and 10-5 in
Hoshitori.
 
Gaijingai: Yeah, that's where I did my best.
 
Riyo: But Gaijingai, you blew it bigtime in Bench Sumo and the GISP
where you lost your Ozeki positions in both.  Your MK in the ISP also
killed any Ozeki hopes for you, too.
 
Gaijingai: Well, Riyo, I was wrestling injured.
 
Riyo: Hai, so desu.  You had Tochiazuma as your Ozeki in all the games.
 
Gaijingai: No, I mean I was physically injured and had to hobble around
on the ol' dohyo.
 
Riyo: Gasp!  What happened, Gaijingai?
 
Gaijingai: Well, just before the basho I was reading a book about being
assertive so I decided to try it out on my okamisan, Gaijingal.  
 
Riyo: Anoooooo....
 
Gaijingai: I went into the kitchen, waved my finger in front of her
face, and barked, "I want you to know who's boss in this house!  And
tonight you're going to cook me a gourmet dinner.  And then you'll draw
me my bath and bathe me and put me to bed and tuck me in!  And in the
morning, do you know who's going to shave and dress me?"  "Yeah," she
replied. "The undertaker!" POW!
 
Riyo: Eiiiiiiito...back to you, Ross!
 
Best regards,
Jeffrey Anderson
Gaijingai - A Gaijin Who's a Guy
 
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
It might have been. - John Greenleaf Whittier
 


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