[sumo] Hanamichi Report

["Jeffrey Anderson" <jeffand@regent.edu>]

Ross Mihara: Here's Riyo Ohta with a hanamichi report.  This one's with
Gaijingai.
 
Riyo: Gaijingai, the final standings are finally out.  Omedeto on your
jun-yushos in the ISP, Chaingang, and Sekitori Toto contests.
 
Gaijingai: Thank you very much.
 
Riyo: In fact, you got a zensho jun-yusho in Chaingang.
 
Gaijingai: I did my best.
 
Riyo: Gaijingai, it's been weeks now since the basho ended.  Why the
silence all this time?
 
Gaijingai: I've been taking elocution lessons from Clyde Newton.
 
Riyo: Are you and Clyde close?
 
Gaijingai: Well, with all the cold weather lately, we're going to start
a new magazine.  
 
Riyo: Oh really?  What's it called?
 
Gaijingai: Samui World.
 
Riyo: Anooooooo - how cold has it been, Gaijingai?
 
Gaijingai: Well, Riyo, you know I'm from the Massashigawa beya in
Boston, up in New  England.  We have cold weather there.
 
Riyo: And how cold is that, Gaijingai?
 
Gaijingai: Well, Riyo, at zero degrees F people in Miami die - or go
back to Cuba.  New Englanders start wearing long sleeve shirts and close
their windows.
 
Riyo: Eeeeiiiitooooooo......
 
Gaijingai: At 25 below zero, Hollywood disintegrates, but in New England
Girl Scouts sell cookies door to door.
 
Riyo: Anoooooooo....
 
Gaijingai: At 40 below Washington DC runs out of hot air, but New
Englanders let their dogs sleep inside.
 
Riyo: Nandeka!
 
Gaijingai: At 275 below zero - absolute zero on the Kelvin scale - all
atomic motion stops.  New Englanders start saying, "Cold enough for ya?"
 
Riyo: Nandelo!
 
Gaijingai: And at 500 below zero, Hell freezes over.  In New England,
the Red Sox win the World Series.
 
Riyo: Back to you, Ross!
 
Best regards,
Jeffrey Anderson
Gaijingai - Foreign Ruler of the Dohyo
 
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
It might have been. - John Greenleaf Whittier
 


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