Hanamichi Report

["Jeffrey Anderson" <jeffand@regent.edu>]

Ross Mihara:  Here's Riyo Ohta with a hanamichi report.  This one's with
Gaijingai.

Riyo: Gaijingai, congratulations on your success.

Gaijingai: Thank you very much.

Riyo: You got your record 7th jun-yusho in Bench Sumo and became the first
rikishi to be promoted back to Ozeki.

Gaijingai: I did my best.  I especially want to thank Marushiki for the nice
e-card of omedetos.

Riyo: Was the the secret to your success?

Gaijingai:  I got an irezumi and joined a boryokudan.

Riyo: Gaijingai, no!  Have you done a yubizume yet?

Gaijingai: Of course not.  I got kachi koshi - no mistake to atone for.  And
now that I''m an Ozeki about to turn 54 on Thursday I've become an aniki.
Hey, Yamaguchi-gumi ain't got nothing on me.!

Riyo: Yes, I noticed that a shadowy figure always lurked around your
opponent's heya each day.  Was it Uncle Kiyoshi with the yaocho - er -
investment money?

Gaijingai:  Not quite.  This guy was much more efficient.  He was dangerous.
He was feared.  He struck terror into the hearts of my opponents.

Riyo: I'm in need of the ladies room!

Gaijingai: Here he is.  Come out of the shadows.

Riyo:  Gasp - It's - It's - David Aragon!  Back to you, Ross!

Best regards,
Jeffrey Anderson
Gaijingai - Foreign Ruler of the Dohyo

For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
It might have been. - John Greenleaf Whittier



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