Re: Hanamichi Report

[Charles Beauchamp <beauking1@yahoo.com>]

This may have been the most frightening message to
ever post on the sumo ml.  Congrats John!

--- Jeffrey Anderson <jeffand@regent.edu> wrote: >
Ross Mihara: Here's Riyo Ota with a hanamichi >
report. This one's with > Gaijingai. > > Riyo:
Gaijingai, mixed results this basho. Some > good, some
bad. > > Gaijingai: Hai, so desu. > > Riyo: What
happened? > > Gaijingai: I got very upset just before
the basho > and it bothered me the > rest of the 15
days. > > Riyo: So desuka? Tell us about it. > >
Gaijingai: Well, myself and a couple other rikishi >
were relaxing at the > heya right after coming out of
the ofuro when a > photographer burst in and > snapped
our picture buck naked! > > Riyo: The photographer was
naked? > > Gaijingai: No, dummy - us rikishi! Then he
had the > gall to broadcast the > picture all over the
Internet! > > Riyo: Oh Gaijingai, you're such a
jokester! Why, > everyone knows that you > three
really had your mawashis on and that a > computer geek
edited them off > and edited on some - er -
reproductive organs. > Nobody really believes this >
was you guys naked. > > Gaijingai: What's makes you so
sure? > > Riyo: Because (blush) everyone knows that
Japanese > aren't circumcised! > > Gaijingai: But
Riyo, I was standing there with > Hoshitango and
Kintamayaya! > > Riyo: EEEEK! Back to you, Ross! > >
Best regards, > Jeffrey Anderson > Gaijingai - Foreign
Ghetto This Basho > > For of all sad words of tongue
or pen, > The saddest are these: > It might have been.
- John Greenleaf Whittier > 

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