Non sumo(joke)

[Colleen Hunter <chunter@library.uwa.edu.au>]

Hi all you BS players,  Hope you are all gearing up the the Christmas brake.
This came to me and I thought it was funny enough to share with you.

Maybe the Canadians out there on the list may have something to say about
this. (Rob-zeki any comments!!!)

anyway have a great Christmas or what ever you celebrate at this time.

Marushiki
 
>
>The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs 
>be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about 
>the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic 
>beverage. 
> 
>1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up 
>with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead 
>animal that is one hundred yards away. 
> 
>2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in 
>dancing like an idiot. 
> 
>3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the 
>same boring story over and over again until your friends want 
>to assault you 
> 
>4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay 
>shings like thish. 
> 
>5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the 
>boss what you really think of him. 
> 
>6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of 
>inexplicable rug burn on the forehead. 
> 
>7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion 
>that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, 
>really big guy named Psycho Bob.
>

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Miss Colleen Hunter
I.L.L. Section, Scholars' Centre
Library, University of Western Australia
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CRAWLEY  W.A.  6009

Fax:  (08) 9380 1128
Phone (08) 9380 1586
email:  chunter@library.uwa.edu.au

So many books, So little time:
So many bills , So little Cash
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